Hello, this is Lindsay. 18 in Louisiana and killing it. Welcome aboard. ★彡

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Lorde is barely 17 with two hit songs and a hit album and a million dollars yet you all feel like making fun of her appearance so you can seem relevant and edgy

and she didn’t need to use a disney channel deal as a crutch to do it


my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”


  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease


*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

I don’t deserve you but god, I want to. I want to spend the rest of my life trying to deserve you.
(via soulsscrawl) ←

We’re painted red to fit right in.

Nitori is a senpai now!


DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.



i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go

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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are